In today’s news, Norway sends aid to cyclone-affected people in three African nations, US space agency monitoring worrying changes in Earth’s magnetic field, National Health Service treats children for video game disorders at dedicated clinic in United Kingdom, Bangladesh agrees to Bhutan using its major seaports for trade, quadriplegic doctor helps Colombian physician reach his goal of practicing in Australia, new vegan fish fillet burger debuts at fast food chain in Japan, and cow-person in United States finds freedom after escaping truck headed to slaughterhouse.
I have a handy tip for you. Today’s thin sandpaper tears easily in the sander. To make it more durable and get more life out of it, simply apply a layer of duct tape to the back of the sandpaper. Now you won't have to go through as much sandpaper!
The joke of the day has just touched down, so let’s get ready to enjoy it. It’s entitled “On Schedule.”
There was a compassionate guy who gave 50 dollars every day to a blind man when he passed him on the street. One day, the blind man had a child next to him, and the compassionate guy asked the girl:
“I feel so sorry for your family. When did your father go blind?”
The child replied:
“Oh, that’s only from 10:00 am to 9:00 pm.”
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And now we have a heartline from Bảo Châu in Âu Lạc, also known as Vietnam:
Dear Beloved Master, From Âu Lạc (Vietnam) far away, I miss You so much and long to see You once, and I respectfully thank You for giving me a very peaceful and happy life. On the occasion of Your Birthday, Dear Beloved Master, I respectfully offer to You my deepest love. And it will be sent to You in the form of my poem. I sincerely and earnestly pray to all Universes, all Heavens to always protect Your physical body to be healthy and beautiful and that You have eternal longevity and complete Your mission. I respectfully offer to You this poem with its title: “The World Owes Master.” I sincerely ask for Your forgiveness, for Your Grace. I respectfully thank You.
Poem: The World Owes Master.
A word of gratefulness, a word of apology
Master lectured to the world all Her life
Master does not take, only gives
If needed, Master is willing to sacrifice Her body or die million and million of times over
Master teaches Love and morality
Master helps the misfortunate and the needy
Only Love can erase animosity
Spare the lives of those having no freedom of choice
But humans are deaf and blind
Ignore Your teachings, even slandering, harming You
I sincerely bow my head
Apologize to You on behalf of those who slander
Woe to those who took that role
The more cruel they are, the more perfect You are
Thank You for coming down here
To save the souls from endless suffering
Humans defame You as a pagan sect
So I vow to be “vegan pagan” with You
How can a pagan sect save the World?
I vow to be with You, in the “pagan sect”
May I wipe Your tears
May I erase You crying, Your coughing
May You lean on my shoulder
May I have a chance to care for You
I pray for a minute of tranquility
So You can enjoy a little bit of peace
I dedicate to You my Mind-Body-Speech
May I respectfully be Your tool forever
May You bestow Your Grace, Blessings
Until Your mission is completely fulfilled.
Bảo Châu from Âu Lạc (Vietnam)
Loyal Bảo Châu, We laud your sincere and heartfelt composition.
This note is from Master to you: “Devoted Bảo Châu, thank you for your elegant and loving poem, and for your concern for me. Your prayers and good thoughts help me, along with all of the disciples’ prayers for my health and well-being. May you and the lovely people of Âu Lạc (Vietnam) have a blessed and prosperous future.”
